Reasons I suck at violin
- Why is it tuned in fifths
- Why can’t I just play power chords
- Why doesn’t it have frets
- Why do I have to memorize where the notes are
- Why do I have to look down the neck rather than just at it
- Why can’t I keep the bow from bouncing on the strings
- Why is the bow so long
- Why does it sound like a dying cat