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I'm a kid who is interested in too many things, and sometimes I like to blather about those things.

I'm doing my undergrad in evolutionary biology at McGill University in Montreal. I hope to be a renegade palaeontologist/illustrator thingy extraordinaire someday.

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I couldn’t sleep so now it’s 3:30AM and here are some little pokemon sprite versions of me and Max being bros and bro’ing it up all over the damn place

(I got the idea from the cool sprite that tibiagurney is using as an avatar)

Max and the Tiny Coffin Bike Carrier

Max and the Tiny Coffin Bike Carrier

  • Edna: there is whereÉ
  • Edna: oh fuck
  • Edna: itès french keyboard time
  • Max: My mom's being difficult
  • Max: "You'd like this documentary, mom."
  • Max: her: "yeah, if I believed in planets." me: "you don't believe in planets?" her: "yeah, I've seen Saturn from a telescope and it looks like shit."
  • Max: Sometimes I think she's secretly Karl Pilkington.
  • Max: "That's not Europa. That's just a marble."
  • Max: shit
  • Max: I'm about to sneeze and my mouth is full of cereal
  • Edna: aw shit
  • Max: false alarm

I got Max to watch that video of the Daily production night

I told him to guess which guy in the video I thought was really cute and he got it right on the first try

BROS 4 LYFE

Max and I have decided that out of everything we’ve ever built in minecraft, we’d definitely want to live here.

Marvels of technology: drunk online chess

Starring: two people across the country (that’s a lot of kilometers because I don’t know if you noticed but Canada is like, gigantic)

Last Thursday, I sent this painting to Max for his birthday, and it managed to arrive in Edmonton today somehow?! So I guess I can post this now. I didn’t take a very good picture. Max could should do a better one himself.
Anyways, it’s uh
yeah
It’s a sloth dressed as Stephen Maturin.

Last Thursday, I sent this painting to Max for his birthday, and it managed to arrive in Edmonton today somehow?! So I guess I can post this now. I didn’t take a very good picture. Max could should do a better one himself.

Anyways, it’s uh

yeah

It’s a sloth dressed as Stephen Maturin.

My drunk friends are the best friends

Max: What’chu painting giiiiirrrrrllll?
Max: *Genderqueeeeeeeeerrrr